I can see the reflection. Why aren’t I fullscreen?

I can see the reflection in your glasses. Why aren't I fullscreen?

Every girl deserves to be loved, cared for and chatted with using fullscreen mode. Anything less would be degrading.

I can see the reflection in your glasses. Why aren’t I fullscreen?

Doesn’t spit or swallow, saves. Creepy

Doesn't spit or swallow. Saves

This could be creepy but maybe she’s just going to build a huge clone army and do something really cool!? Okay, it’s creepy.

Write my name on a rock

mmh, that might hurt a bit too much, unless you want to kill me?

You cheated on me?

I’ll forgive you if you help me bury the body . Let’s dig in it !

Who are you texting

I’m right here with you. But…my family…

Cheating in the dreams

How does she know what I dreamed of ?

I sewed my name on your shirts

I sewed my name on your shirts. In case you forget you’re taken

Another girl liked your status

She takes care of everything !

Breakup because …

nice one !

What do you think your roommates think of me. Moving in?

What do you think your roommates think of me. Moving in?

She just want’s to know what your roommates think of her… Oh wait, moving in?